What?

Thursday July 29 0545 hours,

What is going on.... sooo sleepy.......must.... continue to protect........hospital from terrorist......can't last......... much.........longer. ugh..............................(eyes roll back in head and brain shuts down).

Suck fest

I want my dollar and change back. About two weeks ago Andrea and I rented The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. After hour two I wanted to claw my eyes out. Andrea had to pry the pistol from my fist when it was over, before I blew my brains out.
I haven't been that bored since Graduation. Honestly three or ten hours of utter garbage. Waiting 16 hours for Maggie to be born in a crapy Hospital was more eventful.
I'll save you the trouble of being curious about Benjamin Button, HE DIES AT THE END!!!!

Teething

It's here!!!!!!!!!!

Why!!!!!!!!!!!

Shoot me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wasn't Surpirsed

I wasn't entirely surprised to see that my older brother Danny had already gotten to Obama the retard, I mean "mentally challenged" hater this morning. Today is my day off and while being up with Maggie and watching the news, because that is the only thing on in the morning, Obama was all the rage. Obama this, Obama that.
It seems that even though Obama, "Made a little mistake," as quoted by Giraldo "The Idiot Communist" Rivera, he is still the Savior of the 21st Century. It doesn't surprise me how bias the media really is. If this comment had been made by oh..., lets say George W., they would have had no problem denouncing him as an insensitive bigot, who hates everyone, that's next step would be to accuse them of storing weapons of mass destruction and wanting to invade their, retard homes.
I'm not upset at Mr. Obama, if anything it was a very hilarious comment. It actually made his approval rating go up with me, I'm just upset how bias the media is.

Man Cave

Yes I am back. I know I'm very lazy, but I'm not very interesting, so I don't post anything.

But now, I do have something to post

The Man Cave.

For those of you who are not familiar with the term the man cave, it is just what it implies, a man cave.

Andrea and I have decided to transform out nasty basement into a man cave and give it all the glory that can be given a cave for men, just very very, less than $50, awesome.

I the man of the man cave, have already commenced the grueling task of transforming the pit of dispare into the ultimate man haven. I will post pictures and comments as the transformation takes place and paradise is created.

We may have a party when said man Cave is complete, we'll see. If you have any ideas for the man cave, please comment.

Monday Madness

I am quite sure that my little girl doesn't want to grace us with her presence. It is very frustrating. Saturday evening Andrea and I and the circus went to the Hospital, because we thought that she was in labor. It turns out that she is just in the early stages of Labor and the Baby can come anywhere from an hour to two weeks away.

I am very anxious at this point. I really want my little girl to come, but she hasn't and it's frustrating. I went to work tonight and have been sitting on pins and needles ever since I got here and that was seven hours ago. Every time my phone rings, I jump with anticipation, just find out that it's Spencer calling or that Andrea isn't in labor yet, but doing just fine.

As much as I don't like seeing my wife in pain and wish that she wouldn't have to go through this, I feel that I am morbid when she is in pain because it has an eventually grand outcome. The worse the pain the better and the happier I get. I'm sick.

Hopefully, when the sun rises once more I will be father.