Load of Crap

This is how the socialist California government is using the bad economy to their benefit. This is just another way to take away our constitutional rights. I would much rather have a poor Christmas focusing on the true meaning of the holiday(The Birth of Christ for all you pagans), than to do something as ridiculous as this. If the time comes that there are no super markets, I will still be able to feed my family.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,463172,00.html

The never ending struggle.

A week or so ago after watching "New Moon" with my beautiful wife I turned to her and asked, "So be honest you'd like me more if I had less fat and flatter abs wouldn't you?"

"No I love you just the way you are"

"Bull! I don't believe that, be honest with me. You can't admit that you wouldn't like me to lose my belly."

"Well I guess, but it doesn't matter. I love you no matter what."

As being an Olsen the love of food is natural. We all love food and we don't know when we are full. I guess I would say that it is a disease that we have. We also have low metabolism.

For those of you who know my wife she couldn't gain weight to save her life. She could eat all she wants and somehow it magically disappears. This is very hard for me because I would love to eat the way she does and not suffer the concequences.

The point I'm getting to is that all I needed was a little motivation which I finally got. When Andrea admitted that she would like to see me lose some weight and firm up my abs it gave me the motivation I needed to stop eating as much. Now whenever I feel like over eating I just have to remember that "Andrea wants abs not flab." It works for me.

I have been following the Weight Watcher's Points system and working out a little. I'm only working my muscles every other day at the moment. I am still working on the cardio workout, but I know I'll get there.

I just wanted to let people know so that you can all support me. It is still very hard to give up a life style that is awesome yet unhealthy and I'm still getting used to the fact that feeling a little hungry is not a sin or a crime.

Sound Familiar

"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience."

C.S. Lewis

Sound Familiar?

Mac sucks

This post is in response to Spencers post about Mac.

I don't like Mac and I'll tell you why? Commercials.

Lets take the PC commercial: A family or student or what not is given some money and they look for a computer. Obviously they find a PC and everyone is happy.

Now lets take a Mac commercial: Hi I'm annoying guy and Mac is so dumb and you should buy PC because we are corporate America Blah blah blah. Then some other guy comes in and says oh you are ridiculous and make no sense so now I will confound you in some bias way and prove that everyone should buy a Mac because PC's are for sheep that just do what corporate America tells them to do

Analysis: PC presents that they have a good product that is affordable.

Mac presents that PC is created by a bunch of brainwashing corporate giants who just want your money, so you should obviously buy a Mac because PC is dishonest.

So PC presents their product and Mac bashes the competitor. I hope that I'm not the only one that sees what is wrong with Macs marketing technique.

I's rather buy a product from a buisness that doesn't spend the majority of thier time convincing me that thier competitor is worthless. Tell me what your product is and what it can do to make my life better. I'm pretty sure that in buisness school they don't teach you to trash talk your competitors.

Very Educational

The Soto Mayor

Sotomayor is an excessively ugly woman, I mean excessively, not just Hilary Clinton ugly, but a mixture of Chelsey Clinton, Sarah Jessica Parker, cousin It and Stevie Wonder ugly. I believe the proper term is fugly beyond anyone's belief. Remember that episode of Seinfeld with the ugly baby, uglier than that. Okay I'm done.

What?

Thursday July 29 0545 hours,

What is going on.... sooo sleepy.......must.... continue to protect........hospital from terrorist......can't last......... much.........longer. ugh..............................(eyes roll back in head and brain shuts down).

Suck fest

I want my dollar and change back. About two weeks ago Andrea and I rented The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. After hour two I wanted to claw my eyes out. Andrea had to pry the pistol from my fist when it was over, before I blew my brains out.
I haven't been that bored since Graduation. Honestly three or ten hours of utter garbage. Waiting 16 hours for Maggie to be born in a crapy Hospital was more eventful.
I'll save you the trouble of being curious about Benjamin Button, HE DIES AT THE END!!!!

Teething

It's here!!!!!!!!!!

Why!!!!!!!!!!!

Shoot me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wasn't Surpirsed

I wasn't entirely surprised to see that my older brother Danny had already gotten to Obama the retard, I mean "mentally challenged" hater this morning. Today is my day off and while being up with Maggie and watching the news, because that is the only thing on in the morning, Obama was all the rage. Obama this, Obama that.
It seems that even though Obama, "Made a little mistake," as quoted by Giraldo "The Idiot Communist" Rivera, he is still the Savior of the 21st Century. It doesn't surprise me how bias the media really is. If this comment had been made by oh..., lets say George W., they would have had no problem denouncing him as an insensitive bigot, who hates everyone, that's next step would be to accuse them of storing weapons of mass destruction and wanting to invade their, retard homes.
I'm not upset at Mr. Obama, if anything it was a very hilarious comment. It actually made his approval rating go up with me, I'm just upset how bias the media is.

Man Cave

Yes I am back. I know I'm very lazy, but I'm not very interesting, so I don't post anything.

But now, I do have something to post

The Man Cave.

For those of you who are not familiar with the term the man cave, it is just what it implies, a man cave.

Andrea and I have decided to transform out nasty basement into a man cave and give it all the glory that can be given a cave for men, just very very, less than $50, awesome.

I the man of the man cave, have already commenced the grueling task of transforming the pit of dispare into the ultimate man haven. I will post pictures and comments as the transformation takes place and paradise is created.

We may have a party when said man Cave is complete, we'll see. If you have any ideas for the man cave, please comment.

Monday Madness

I am quite sure that my little girl doesn't want to grace us with her presence. It is very frustrating. Saturday evening Andrea and I and the circus went to the Hospital, because we thought that she was in labor. It turns out that she is just in the early stages of Labor and the Baby can come anywhere from an hour to two weeks away.

I am very anxious at this point. I really want my little girl to come, but she hasn't and it's frustrating. I went to work tonight and have been sitting on pins and needles ever since I got here and that was seven hours ago. Every time my phone rings, I jump with anticipation, just find out that it's Spencer calling or that Andrea isn't in labor yet, but doing just fine.

As much as I don't like seeing my wife in pain and wish that she wouldn't have to go through this, I feel that I am morbid when she is in pain because it has an eventually grand outcome. The worse the pain the better and the happier I get. I'm sick.

Hopefully, when the sun rises once more I will be father.